Noah’s Nutty Notes

If I could invite any three people to have dinner with me it would be Bo Bichette, Jaylen Waddle, And my favorite actor Kevin Hart. I would invite these three people because they are my favorites. Favorite actor favorite baseball player and favorite football player. I would want Bo Bichette here because I love him and he’s seems like couch a nice guy and I would have endless baseball talks with him. I would also want Jaylen waddle because I love penguins and his last name is waddle and penguins waddle. But I also want him here because he is such a great football player. I also want Bo Bichette and Jaylen waddle here because they don’t laugh that easy and Kevin hart, well let’s just say he does laugh a lot. So we could play a game were we all fill are mouths with water and he try’s to make us laugh and the last one with water in there mouth wins. Thank you for reading my blog and I will see you in 168 hours!

My dream job isn’t like other people’s. Most people want to be a sports player or a firefighter. But me. I want to be a CSI. A crime scene investigator. I want this job because I like mystery’s and a I like to solve puzzles. I also think would be a fun job because I am contributing to my community and the world. Another one of my dream jobs is to be a professional baseball player. Of course this is on of the hardest things to do but I love the game a baseball and to play pro ball would be a dream come true. I would also want to play baseball because it’s one of those jobs where I don’t really care about the money because I get to wake up everyday and do the sport love. Thank you and I will see you next week

This month I read the book Crossover by Kwame Alexander. This book is about two twins, Jordan And Josh Bell. They are young basketball phenoms. They did everything together until Josh got a girlfriend. This makes Jordan mad and during practice he throws a ball at Josh’s face making him go to the office. Josh and Jordan don’t talk for about 2 weeks and only start talking when there father dies. The reason I liked this book so much is because it is about one of my favorite sports basketball. I also love it because it’s such a funny book and it’s so relatable. My favorite character is probably Josh. He is like a walking highlight reel and his dunks are insane. He’s also super funny and talented. “I bet the dishes you miss number fifth” is my favorite line. I like this line because his father once made fifty free throws in a row and his high is nineteen. After his father passes he shoots forty nine and on his last one to tie is dad the dishes get bet on it.

This month I read a book Called rebound by Kwame Alexander. This book is the second book in a series of 3. The first book, cross over is about the dad and his kids. The second book, rebound is about the dad when he was younger. The book is about a kid who has no father and is troubled. His mother found out that he stole and sent him to live in D.C. with his grandparents. When there he and his cousin Roxie play ball and really like playing. He finds out that his friend is in town and he goes to meet up with him. When him and his friend are there they meet up with his friends cousin. They then later got arrested for possession of marijuana(from the cousin) and went to jail over night. His mom then got very lonely at home and made him come home. My favorite character is Roxie. I like her because she is very dedicated and loves what she does. Thank you

It was warm sunny day in the desert in 2003. Cowboy hat with my cowboy on Friday the horse. As I see a tumble weed role past that’s when I know. The intense fight scene is about to begin. Then I saw him. The possessed grilled cheese sandwich. He was fierce and strong. This singular fight started the 20 year war of grilled cheese and humans. (Present day). I went to go get my driver license and they made me do a really weird driving test. I don’t really know why it was weird until I saw the true identity of the instructor. It was the grilled cheese coming back for revenge. I was ready to expect my fate when… I died. Nope. No cool save the day. I died. BUT THEN I GOT RESURRECTED BY A GRILLED CHEESE FIGHTING MONKEY WHO TOOK THE LIFE OF THE GRILLED CHEESE AND PUT IT INSODE OF ME AND I WAS RESER. Haha. You thought I came back to life. Nuh uh. I am a dead man. SIKE! YOU THOUGHT I MADE YOU THINK I CAME BACK TO LIFE THEN YOU SECOND GUESSED AND THOUGHT I DIED AND DONT DIE. BA BA BA BOOM. jk is all a dream. SIKE YOU TOUGHT I MADE YOU THINK I DIED it to many word. I didn’t die. The monkey saved me before I died… or did he????????

I woke up like any other day but something was off. Oh yeah, IM INVISIBLE. With this i can do all the dumb things I want. So. First. I get dropped off at school but go invisible and go to the arcade. After being there for about two hours I go back home because no one is home. After that I have to go back to school because I need to be picked up so. Then when I get home from school I would just have a normal day until like 9:30. Because it’s a Friday I don’t have school tomorrow so I sneak out of my like a sneaky Sasquatch and pull up to my friends house. By now my mom knows I’m gone and I tell her that I have superpowers and she thinks I’m going crazy but says whatever. I go toilet papering and the people I am toilet papering, ARE GETTING ROBBED. Boom I go invisible and sneak in. It’s a family of four and one dog. There are there robbers. Two holding them hostage one getting the lot. I’m invisible so I throw a hair brush to get there attention in the other direction and grab one of dudes gun. I beat one up and then there one more guy open firing on nothing. When he runs out of ammo I grab his gun and beat him up too. After that there one more guy but he flees like a little baby. I flag him down, call the po po, and just like that. I’m a super hero. Then I go home because I’m tired and find a bullet hole in me and die. On the spot. No last words. Just. Death.

It was cold blustery night at the LAX airport in LA. As they called us to board the plane me and my family get up with my grandparents. We had a red eye flight so we would land in Arizona at about 1 in the morning. The flight was horrible and there was tons of turbulence. But we landed and went straight to the hotel to go to bed. My whole family woke up at around 11 expect for me I woke up at like 6 to play video games and disturb everyone else sleeping because it’s fun. We decided to go to the zoo at about 3 and it was awesome except we saw the strangest thing ever. It had little arms… little legs… cool guy sunglasses. Then I peed myself… TO THE SIGHT OF A POTOTA DANCING ZOO KEEPER RIDING A BULL DANCING TO THE WHIP NAE NAE. HE WAS DANCING AND GETTING THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE. THEN COMES A DANCING A STICK OF BUTTER. then the butter melted and the potato exploded. Bye now!

My abandoned island. Paradise on earth. People think abandoned islands but it really isn’t that bad. Me and my 3 friends. Deserted here after our boat crew ent rouge and tried to kill us. We all play different roles. I’m the one in charge. Vinny is the one who gets the food. He’s very light on his fight and is a master of making no sound. He’s all a red eye. Never missed a shot. Ford and Matthew are the duo. They build most of huts and home. They are a great duo. You need 2 strong kids to build something for you. You call them. Even though I’m the one in charge I help anywhere. If Vinny gets sick or hurt I take the role of the hunter. I’ll never be as good as him but I can catch food. Life here isn’t bad. Even though we work for everything we always find time to chill and ride the waves. When it comes to riding the waves. Ford is like an god sent angel. We are all pretty good but Fords the best. We have a surf competition every 5 days. We started this competition 3 weeks ago. Ford has won two I won one and Matthew won one. That’s wraps up life on an abandoned island. See you next time.

“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when only one to turn on the light.” This means to me when everything is going bad instead of looking at all the bad stuff look at the positive side and slowly it will become better. This also means that no matter how bad something is it will get better over time even if it takes extends periods of time.

My hero is Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Oooooh boy that dude was something else. One second he’s there another he there then you blink and boom you just whammed. This man is a legend. He’s 6-0 in the playoffs, that’s like getting straight A’s, EVERY SINGLE YEAR OF YOUR LIFE. That’s how good he was. And he wasn’t the type of guy to back down from a fight. No matter the condition he’s in. Sick or well he showed up to play. This man is the man soaring and roaring. The G.O.A.T. was also a great guy off the court. Giving his money back to community so that people have better loves. He also started a basketball camp for kids who want to pursue there dream of basketball who didn’t have the financial support. This paragraph is the exact reason why the G.O.A.T. Michael Jordan is my hero. Thank you